More quotes can be found at my twitter account @QuoteAnAsshole
"I dont hate Bob Marley because his music sucks, i hate Bob Marley because of the type of people that love Bob Marley."
"I refuse to believe both dudes enjoy anal sex...at the same time at least."
"You are the poster child for abortion, West Virginia should be proud."
"I'm terrified to have 1 kid, and you have like what 27 of those sons of bitches running around?...No, I think your wife is alright I guess."